Comments on: First Giveaway at Modish Plum!

By: Jac

Jac — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 20:03:18 +0000

Define “irony”.

…Not brassy, not coppery..

Compliments of Medium, my favorite TV show.

Jennifer — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 01:56:17 +0000

There was a person who sent 10 different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least 1 of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Melissa — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:16:04 +0000

What’s green and fuzzy and if it fell from a tree it would kill you?

A pool table.

Lisa S — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:07:30 +0000

How do you get your husband to stop reading your emails?

Re-label the file: To Do List

carina — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:05:07 +0000

carina — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:57:08 +0000

This is the only joke I remember off the top of my head, also my mom’s all time fave:

Q} How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A} Unique up on it.

Jeana — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 09:00:03 +0000

I’m loving these jokes! :)

Jessica P — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:00:31 +0000

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They’re too hard to peel.

Julie Smart — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 01:04:00 +0000

What can you count cows on?
A cow-cu-later
lol.. thanks to my children.. :o)
Julie @ Coupon Saving Family

jacquelyn — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 22:21:43 +0000

I heard this one from the customer service associate at Target Friday:

Two blondes walk into a building.

One hit her head on the exterior and the other used the door.

Turns out only one was a true blonde.